i can see the pleading in your eyes baby

stop that! stop it this instant! if i had a spray bottle id be using it. guys know when a girl want a husband. worse, they might want kids! now this is what a dude is thinking. not me ok? kids are fine (that spray bottle comes in handy with them too) but marriage + kids..well thats asking a lot from a guy. so what are we to do? smash them over the head with out overstuffed makeup kits full of dreams? nay, much simpler. fake it.

there is an extremely fine line here girls so lets be mindful. dos and donts? ok!

do's

• well...actually lets concentrate on the donts ....

donts

• dont be pessimistic like me....this blog is for hunters. here you can be pissy..out there..... you have to be ready to compete and there is NO ROOM  for negativity.
• dont quiz him. let him talk, he'll make or break himself  on his own
• dont make weird faces. stand in front of a mirror (for everyones sake, do this alone) and pretend you are having a convo with a hottie. laugh, coquette, smile and purr. video yourself if you are smart, the girl that videos herself and is HONEST will be the deserving dude-catcher.she will triumph
• dont itch yourself, even your face, it looks bad
• dont tell gross stories. if you are reading this and are about to leave thinking this is obvious advice...make sure you havent tried one of these disturbing topics; sores, how much/and what you like to eat, permanent injuries, scars, moles, allergies, sickness, state of your pathetic bank account, parents/family that dislike you..etc

now that last one..i could go on and on. if he asks, sure tell him, but do not go into detail. there are some smart guys out there and they might just be interviewing you too! be smarter. answer but make it short and sweet. and leave out the details that might make you look bad. the conversations that i have overheard would amaze you!! or if they wouldnt...you cant afford to not do what im telling you. guys dont want to hear about how you are a defective unit.save that for later:)

au revoir and invite me to the wedding. ive got it all covered, just follow me.