i cant live without you

hmm wouldnt it sound better coming from a guy than from your tired a** lips? trust me its a sweet sweet balm after you have dated some jerks. but right now you're no pleasure to date either.

to get a guy to wonder how he ever fed himself without your help, you need to make yourself indispensable.

lemme say that again. make yourself indispensable.  pick up his dry cleaning, does he have a spot he normally goes to? if yes, find a better place, better prices or better service. are his clothes a mess? guys are big babies, so take care of him. it takes you five extra minutes, and can will REALLY come in handy!! does he need to go to the doc, dentist?his dog needs to get its teeth done? make those appointments!! but do it right! with a good attitude and withOUT running your big flappy mouth. lay and wait. sound like an ambush. you better believe your too tight jeans its an ambush...(get rid of those jeans..too tight clothes make you look even fatter...cow)

i can already HEAR you saying "i aint no doormat" shut yer mouth. im not telling you to be. im telling you to be somebody he will actually MISS. be loving in the way HE needs it. bolster him up and let him know he is your hero. treat him how you want him to behave. like a MAN. if he is a lousy pick, and he is continually being a jerk and treating you like the doormat you USED to act like.....you need to move on. thats final, if youve got a loser...that makes you a loser also. ..loser.

if i have to spell it out for you

• find out what he needs most, and do it.
• talk about how GOOD he is in front of family and friends. never complain behind his back.
• do things for him nobody else can/will or has.
• look your best. not talking full war paint here ladies, you just dont have to dye your upper lip when hes around....k?

if you have read these and think im talking about the bedroom...im not. some my argue with me, but thats not really the way to a guys heart..thats the way to his pants...and thats just too simple. im asking you to use your brain and make him depend on you as a helpmate....dont pussy out and get into bed with him.